“If I hear one more story about the circus, I’m going to shoot the bloke” — McGinnis, commenting on Rikard Greystone’s tendency to discuss his childhood, Episode 16.

“Just remember what ol’Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, ‘Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'” — Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

“We knew a war was coming. We thought it was going to be the Fascists or the Communists, but by God it was the Martians!” — Old Man Gilmore in Episode 10.

“I can’t be bought … but I can be paid.” — Old Man Gilmore, Proprietor of the Queenston General Gas Station in Episode 9.

“So what you’re telling me is that a bunch of sex-crazed, drug addicted crazies broke into the Metropolitan Museum of Art in order to steal Egyptian fertility relics to impress Catherine Livingstone, a young woman who is one of the top socialites in the city and whom they may or may not have kidnapped to serve as their goddess?” — Det. Jason Carl Carlson in Episode 9

“Salt, gathered from the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the essence of Sammael, the Hellhound. The Seed of Destruction. This I can promise, Sammael, for every one of you that falls, two shall arise.” — Grigori Rasputin, Hellboy

“You and I are very much alike. Archaeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.” – Belloq, Raiders of the Lost Ark

“Archibald Buchanan was an average student, but an exceptional colleague. He was a brave soul who could fly like the wind. His end came far too soon, and I for one shall miss him terribly. To Archibald!” — Sir Arthur Boundless

“I’m not saying it was Atlanteans… but it was Atlanteans” — Alistair Sebastian Cadwalader Martindrake III

“Oh, yes. The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the Ark before it… is invincible.” — Brody, Raiders of the Lost Ark

“Why does the Interview Room have a drain?” — Archibald Buchanan in Episode 5

“You know what evil lurks in the hearts of men, for you have seen that evil in your own heart. Every man pays a price for redemption; this is yours.” — Tulku, The Shadow

“Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America. Ready for another lesson?” — The Mandarin, Iron Man 3

“Gotham’s time has come. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows. It is one we’ve performed for centuries. Gotham… must be destroyed.” — Ra’s Al Ghul, Batman Begins

“It’s not who I am underneath… but what I do … that defines me.” — Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins